In the space of a week I've managed to find myself with a new job in London (yet to be accepted), a husband who has decided he won't move there nor is he happy with me sharing my time, a family who over use the expression 'I'm so proud of you but I'm never going to be happy with you moving to London', and friends who are virtually handing in my notice and packing for me......

Now without a clue where to turn I am merrily turning my attention to mild flirtation and slightly inappropriate behaviour.